Petco: Where the Healthy Pets Go – Pets don't travel, a perplexing twist on store selection, not pet destinations.
Long John Silver's: We Speak Fish – Fish-centric communication claim stretches the imagination, leaving consumers bewildered.
Clairol: Does She... or Doesn't She? – A questionable hair dye slogan hinting at secrecy, stirring curious and awkward notions.
Dr Pepper: What's the Worst that Could Happen? – Odd encouragement for trying a soda, implying potential disastrous outcomes.
Meow Mix: Tastes So Good, Cats Ask for It by Name – Cats vocalizing food preferences seems odd and far-fetched.
Mountain Dew: Get that Barefoot Feeling – Associating soda with being shoeless is puzzling and unrelated to its appeal.